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"I'm Trying To Tell You, Today Is not the Day"

We ALL have those days where you just not in the mood.  Your morning starts off bad,  your car been acting up lately, you get to work & everything and everybody seems like they getting on your nerves, just by the sound of their voice makes you sick. You gotta figure out what's for dinner tonight, your kids got on your nerves so much lately, you don't even want to feed them or shove food down their throats because if they say one thing about "I don't want to eat that" if I have to say one more time; "You better eat those vegetables girl, I'm not playing with you.  We know when it's close to getting off  work & you dare your boss to come tell you something & you have 20 minutes left because "TODAY IS NOT THE DAY."
Men say that they can not understand a woman because we off & on like a light switch.  Basically, damn if I do, damn if I don't.  We are no more difficult than men, we just want a straight answer from you.  That's all and yes, when you answer the first question it may lead into another & another question.  I know by now every man, child, your cat, dog gerbil, horses and cow will feel the raft of<<TODAY IS NOT THE DAY>>.  All them know to get out of a woman's way when she is expecting (not a baby)..her monthly unwelcome guest, but you are happy too see it but once you do, you want it to go away.  But this is not the point,  it's the week before & those first couple days....I'm Trying to Tell you~~ PMS!!!! Men DO NOT take this for a joke, we are not making up a reason or excuse of why we acting like a BITCH!!! It is called PMS for a reason (bet you didn't even notice the "S' is in bold) the Symptoms are REAL...IDK (I don't know) what comes over us or what our hormones go through, but this is not the time to bother us because every little thing irritates the hell out of us! We do not like you, the kids, our beautiful home, we don't like anything. Please just be quiet and let us go off because if it sound like you whispered or mumbled a word. You going get the Mike Tyson vs. Holyfield (you will be missing a piece of your ear)! To our children, we didn't mean to almost twist your lips off, but you sounded like you said something smart when I asked you to do something (just put some ice on your lip the swelling will go down).

I'm trying to tell you....the next thing is SEXUAL FRUSTRATION!!! See how a man & women act after not getting any.  A  man will break down quickly and will do everything you ask because it is a possible chance 2nit is the night!! Dam, is that why I walked in the house & he had the vacuum in his hand? I thought he was fixing it again but he ACTUALLY vacuum the whole house. I had a rough day so last night I used the "I got a headache"....I'm going get everything done & take a shower and act like I fell asleep early! Your man is not going to keep going for that.  "I'm Trying to Tell You" (YOU GOING TO LEARN TODAY) GIVE YOUR MAN THE "MEOW" ANY TIME, ANY WHERE, WHENEVER.,SKIP THE SEXY LINGERIE (he gonna say, yeah I see it baby, Take it off) SO DO BOTH OF YOU  A FAVOR & SAVE SOME TIME & DROP THOSE DRAWS, PANTIES, THONGS (sometime thongs are extra exciting to leave on & have sex) but, basically like the late Great Marvin Gaye "LETS GET IT ON"!!

Now a woman who hasn't had sex for awhile; depends on the person &what you consider awhile because if you are a very sexual person & love having sex. A week is too long, Shit a couple days may be too long so let's imagine a month.... Never mind (a month is too long, someone may die).  Let's just say, your WAY OVERDUE~MEN.. If she initiates the sex...you better be ready she will Holler & Swallow! But that one woman that doesn't really have a steady man & mostly is career driven. If she starts snapping at work, on her friends, and anyone in her way. DO NOT mistaken it for PMS!!! She is frustrated sexually..she has tried everything to avoid the feeling, but once the cooch cooch starts jumping,; ANYTHING IS BOUND TO HAPPEN...Yup, she will turn to the Exorcist on you and it will look like her head will do a 360 & steam coming from the top of her head & she will have you yanked up by the collard before you knows it.  All because you told her it is a piece of paper on the floor. 

OKAY, I may be exaggerating, a little. What ever the case may be. I warned you.  Like a car, get a tune-up, your oil needs changing, choose wisely, plan a head, be romantic (GREAT FOREPLAY),  let your hair down or your weave, if you bald let your woman give it a new glow, if your bald woman (try a wig~different characters is HOTT), be spontaneous, but  MOST OF ALL...know your partners name first and PROTECTION!! If you are married, just inspected his private parts & sterilize his equipment never can be to trusting & I'm sure he will enjoy the strokes...BUT if it been awhile...HURRY Up~~Put that condom on & RIp those clothes off & become ANIMALISTIC~You are a TIGER!!

{My Thoughts, My Feelings and in no way is this blog to persuade or encourage nor discourage you}